Magnus Racing Seeks to Expand Points Lead… and Find Fox Sports 2
Friday, August 16, 2013 at 06:02PM 
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (August 16, 2013)- If there is one goal for everyone in Magnus Racing during this weekend’s SFP Grand Prix, it is simple… figure out where the heck Fox Sports 2 is.
“We use Time Warner Cable at home, and I’m very confused where Fox Sport Two is,” stated team owner John Potter. “I’m thinking it’s on the same channel David Letterman used to be on… I can’t find him either.”
With the recent announcement that Fox Sports will partner with GRAND-AM and the upcoming United Sports Car Racing Championship until 2018, the debut of the partnership will begin this weekend at the illustrious Kansas Speedway.
Making a debut of its own, Kansas Speedway will play host to its first ever GRAND-AM Rolex Sports Car Series race. As a track that features both an oval and at least two different right turns, drivers John Potter and Andy Lally look forward to thrilling the Fox Sports Also (Two) viewer.
“When I first looked at the layout of the triroval, I was instantly amazed,” stated Potter. “Being able to create a road course configuration out of an oval can take months of careful, cautious design, which can be a very expensive process. In this case, it looks like they saved a lot of money by just hammering it out over ribs at Smokin’ Guns BBQ.”
“Creating a really good rotrioval course is super hard,” continued Andy Lally. “The track has to go both left AND right, and I think the fans watching on Fox Sports… Two, will really enjoy the excitement. My favorite part of the track is the right turn.”
Finally, while no trip to Kansas can be complete without a bunch of unnecessary references to The Wizard of Oz as a means to sound clever, here’s the ultimate throwdown:
Working to drop a house on tomorrow’s competition, Magnus Racing is clicking its heels in hopes for a strong race tomorrow. Knowing that avoiding a twister will be the key to the team’s championship lead, a clean result will mean a couple days off for the crew, and there’s no place like home.
If reading this press release has made you think, “hey, where is Fox Sports 2?”… here’s a list of channels and providers. The race is on tomorrow at 8PM ET.
Time Warner Cable: 456
DirecTV: 618
Dish Network: 398
Verizon FiOS: 198
AT&T U-verse: Channel 651
Comcast: Subscribe to DirecTV, and then turn to channel 618
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